when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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