Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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