just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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