I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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