Its about making memories worth repressing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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