Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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