I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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