is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
only if we run a train.
done.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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