it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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