Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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