your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
