so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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