i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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