:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Randomize
