And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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