he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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