Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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