let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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