i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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