$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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