whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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