Having a random hookup so left but love u
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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