Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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