I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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