whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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