So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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