just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
So vagazzling was a success
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