Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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