We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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