Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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