Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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