I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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