another moral hangover. fuck.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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