I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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