from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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