So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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