white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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