So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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