She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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