Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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