omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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