I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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