Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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