have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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