these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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