Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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