THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize