Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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