It's like a parade of train wrecks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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