I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
