piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
