Please, let me fuck your mom
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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