People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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