4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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