another moral hangover. fuck.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
