butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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