going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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