speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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