Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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